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hammerfell[Oh hey it's shakycam time. Though whether it's because the Gear is being held by a rather small creature finding it hard to stabilize the camera or because of the GROUND SHAKING, well, you'll have to decide for yourself.
The tail end of an Onix falls into view, slamming into the ground and causing another jolt in the camera, which pans up to the giant rock snake's equally giant head--all 22 feet of somehow living stone rearing up and staring down at...
Thor. Who's grinning madly, hair wild around his head, bracing himself for...oh shit the Onix is lunging is he not going to move?
Nope. Instead of splatting, or even screaming in terror, Thor's hands meet the Onix's face--he twists and forces the snout to the ground. And then he laughs.]
I have bested you again, my friend, though I fear tis only because you allow it.
[There's some good-natured grumbling from the Onix as Thor rubs one of the ridges above its eyes.]
Perhaps someday I will be able to offer more of a challenge for you.
[The camera falls, landing on its side half-propped up in the grass, as an enthusiastic Pichu wearing a red bandana cape leaps out from behind it, squeaking and attaching itself to the Onix's horn, then a blue paw covers the video before it cuts out.]
The tail end of an Onix falls into view, slamming into the ground and causing another jolt in the camera, which pans up to the giant rock snake's equally giant head--all 22 feet of somehow living stone rearing up and staring down at...
Thor. Who's grinning madly, hair wild around his head, bracing himself for...oh shit the Onix is lunging is he not going to move?
Nope. Instead of splatting, or even screaming in terror, Thor's hands meet the Onix's face--he twists and forces the snout to the ground. And then he laughs.]
I have bested you again, my friend, though I fear tis only because you allow it.
[There's some good-natured grumbling from the Onix as Thor rubs one of the ridges above its eyes.]
Perhaps someday I will be able to offer more of a challenge for you.
[The camera falls, landing on its side half-propped up in the grass, as an enthusiastic Pichu wearing a red bandana cape leaps out from behind it, squeaking and attaching itself to the Onix's horn, then a blue paw covers the video before it cuts out.]
Video;
Date: 2013-04-29 12:51 am (UTC)Do your arms just not ever break?
Video;
Date: 2013-04-29 12:57 am (UTC)It is possible, though rather difficult.
[Thor's probably managed to break many parts of himself in his long life.]
He is surprisingly gentle, for a creature formed of stone.
[Fond headpats. These are the coolest pets ever in his opinion okay.]
[action]
Date: 2013-04-29 01:48 am (UTC)[Says the man strolling down the road with a hellhound by his side. Loudly, too, because he's not getting anywhere near that giant rock snake's range just yet.]
[action]
Date: 2013-04-29 01:50 am (UTC)Fear not! He does no harm.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 02:02 am (UTC)Hey. You with the Fabio hair!
Are you wrestling a snake made out of rocks?
[action]
Date: 2013-04-29 02:09 am (UTC)[But he does approach, his Houndoom preceding him.]
[action]
Date: 2013-04-29 02:13 am (UTC)[Lord knows Thor has been the cause of plenty of collateral damage and he isn't that big.]
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 02:15 am (UTC)Something of the like! It is hardly proper wrestling when he has to restrain himself so greatly.
[...seriously Thor would go squish.]
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 02:24 am (UTC)Okay then, here's an idea.
Don't wrestle with things made out of boulders.
[Hell, even if the thing was holding back it's pretty impressive that the guy's not dead.]
The hell ever made you think picking a fight with that thing was a good idea in the first place?
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 02:28 am (UTC)Pop culture references
^
Thor's head. It's a thing.]
He derives enjoyment from the game, as do I. He will do me no harm, therefore why should I not humor him? I have fought creatures much larger and stronger in the past in earnest.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 02:44 am (UTC)[He gazes at the rock snake in the background.]
Bigger than that. Sure you have.
[He shakes his head.]
It's your funeral, buddy.
Too bad the guy who was sumo'ing a mammoth hasn't been around for a while. You could make your own federation.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 02:50 am (UTC)You do not believe me.
[Just an observation, he doesn't sound hurt or troubled by Blake's disbelief in the least. He knows he doesn't lie.]
Indeed, I would enjoy meeting such a man.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 03:10 am (UTC)[just as straightforwardly] Nope.
A human can't fight with these things. You'd get your ass stomped flat in a couple seconds.
It's surprising that guy managed to last as long as he did. He probably got trampled.
[Blake figures Armstrong must have died in the manliest way possible.]
Video
Date: 2013-04-29 03:11 am (UTC)That's an interesting way to train.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 03:16 am (UTC)[His Avenger shield brothers might have something to say about that, man.]
Your assumption that I am human, however, is erroneous. I am Asgardian.
[oh god Thor and Armstrong being bros, leave me to die.]
Video
Date: 2013-04-29 03:17 am (UTC)He has learned restraint, which I have not yet mastered myself. Tis a good lesson.
Re: Video
Date: 2013-04-29 03:20 am (UTC)Most who'd need to learn it wouldn't admit it.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 03:28 am (UTC)[Blake's face falls and his voice goes flat.]
You're what.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 03:32 am (UTC)I am of Asgard. Tis another realm, separate from your Earth.
Video
Date: 2013-04-29 03:33 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 03:38 am (UTC)[He throws his hands up]
So you're an alien too. Fine, you'll fit right in, I bet they have potlucks.
In the meantime, quit talking like that. The Midsummer Night's Dream auditions were last week.
[video]
Date: 2013-04-29 03:48 am (UTC)Also, yay more references he doesn't get.]
I am not 'auditioning', nor shall I change my manner of speaking.
Re: Video
Date: 2013-04-29 04:04 am (UTC)I see.
*...not much of a conversationalist here, nope*
Action
Date: 2013-04-29 04:57 am (UTC)[Steve grinned at Thor, chuckling as he made his way over to his teammate from where he'd been training, his Lucarios, who is very underwhelmed by it all, walks beside him, clearly unimpressed]
audio.
Date: 2013-04-29 05:13 am (UTC)